What is it about a crisis…

that makes one want to clean? Or, perhaps, it is just me. But regardless, my father-in-law is back in the hospital with a heart attack after having a cancer surgery last week. And as I made the round of phone calls to family and friends, I scrubbed the bathrooms, swept and mopped the kitchen floor, dusted the bedroom lamps, and scrubbed the cabinets. Even though the cleaning service comes tomorrow.

The kids are upset, both because Grampy is back in the hospital (which they can only vaguely understand) and because we were supposed to have a beach day tomorrow and I had to warn them that we may not be able to go. But for them, the promise of a trip to the ice cream store and a sprinkler-fest in the back yard seemed to make things all better. M is in limbo as we are currently still unclear how serious the heart attack was, and what is going to be done about it. Me? I’m eyeing the fridge and wondering what might be growing in there.

What Harry Potter Character are you?

As seen at Ginger’s

What Harry Potter Character are You?

Hermione Granger

You are a smart and intelligent person. You use your smarts to help out friends. You can be emotional at times but you always seem to be in the mood to help someone out.

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When Bribery Fails

We’ve been having sleep issues here at Chez J-E. I know, shocker, isn’t it? Neither C nor A likes to go to sleep before the sun, and yet they also insist on waking up WITH the sun. Leading to very. tired. children. Controlling their wake up times has never worked well for us, so in an attempt to get them to sleep, or at least stay quietly in their rooms at bedtime, I resorted to bribery. If they stayed in bed for five nights, A got a (very cheap) princess watch and C got a new maze book. If, after the initial toy was given, they had a “bad” night, they new toy went away for a day. The first night C went happily to bed dreaming of hours of mazes, and A screamed her head off because she wanted the watch NOW, not five days from now.

Tonight, C appeared in the family room about 20 minutes after I tucked him in sobbing “I don’t want the new maze book. I want things the way they used to be. I like getting out of bed and coming to see you better than I like mazes.” What could I do except shrug and admit defeat? And thus ends my experiment with bribery. Clearly, not the technique for us.

Is it wrong…

Is it wrong of me to be doing a happy dance because it is raining and I don’t have to shlep C to baseball today? He is distraught, weeping at any given second, but A and I are doing a little (quiet) celebrating of our own.

It should be nice and, well, warm, tomorrow instead of god-awful hot, so we will hopefully be able to get through the stack of errands I have been putting off because it was too hot to walk about and I couldn’t bring myself to drive from parking lot to parking lot to accomplish them.

Bullets of Catch Up

  • Hello! How are you? I’m, well, yeah. Happy Friday Saturday!
  • We had a lovely meetup with Kate over the 4th, she is as friendly and wonderful as she sounds on her blog, and A is now obsessed with with her new friend Miss M. And C is very curious as to how I had a friend with kids that he had never met before. How DOES one explain a blogger meetup to children you are trying to teach about stranger danger???
  • My children were, for once, fairly well behaved for the meetup. Kate is probably cringing thinking “And THAT is what she calls well behaved????” But really! By my standards they were! Despite the fact that C took every last morsel of their bag of pretzels in his not so small paws when me, the unprepared parent, arrived sans snacks. And then he dumped them all back into the bag when I yelled at him. I would say something encouraging here about the state of his health, but I don’t want to jinx myself.
  • In my defense, we spent part of the week on my in-laws boat, so I did not have my usual complement of kid snacks hanging out in the garage to be grabbed on the way out the door.
  • But still, I never would have remembered to bring snacks because I was so focused on remembering to bring the directions. I’m just that kind of parent. Sigh.
  • I did remember to bring one sippy cup though. But, of course, only one. Double sigh.
  • About the 4th, we kept the kids up until 9:30 for the fireworks that were actually canceled. Yeah. Still paying the price on that one. Maybe they’ll catch up on the sleep by the middle of next week. Maybe.
  • I’m 1/4 of the way through the bottom of the Einstein jacket! If I can figure out how to work iPhoto, I might even post a pic of the big square of gray knitting. Because it is just. that. exciting.
  • I still love my new Mac, although I’m finding myself muddling through rather than learning all the cool shortcuts there are. And iPhoto is not my friend right now. Although I am sure it is all about me and my preconceived notions…
  • Which about sums up my life. I muddle through. And my preconceived notions always seem to get in the way.
  • Did I mention my whole house is decorated in streamers because the kids decided to throw themselves a “HEY! It’s a special day party!”? And then I made the mistake of serving them chocolate ice cream in the playroom. The rug will never, ever, be the same.
  • Is it September yet? That’s what I thought. Gah.
  • Oh, and speaking of September, I still have no idea when my son is going to kindergarten.
  • Or, apparently, where. We have been redistricted twice in the last four months, and according to neighborhood rumors, we may in fact be redistricted yet again. Which would explain why everyone else in town has gotten their kindergarten notifications and we are still swinging in the breeze.
  • Private, full-day kindergarten is quite honestly sounding like a pretty good deal right now, price tag and all.
  • If the AC, dryer, stove, pipes, and electricity hadn’t all broken in the last week, I might even be calling around out of curiosity. But, alas, it appears that I will be putting many other people’s children through school.
  • I just LOVE homeownership.
  • The silver lining? At least we only own one home for things to go wrong in these days…

I always knew I was a family blog…

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Ah, the fun things one finds online at 2am in the morning. I just love insomnia…

And the quotes keep on coming

A: “Am I a little girl?”

Chichimama: “Yes, you are a little girl.”

A: “But sometimes I am a big girl.”

Chichimama: “Yes, sometimes you are a big girl, it kind of depends on the circumstances.”

A: “Ah (nodding sagely). I am a mixed up girl.”

Chichimama falls off her chair laughing.

Even Imaginary Friends need a Vacation

A is moping around dejectedly.

Chichimama: “A, what is wrong?”

A: “I don’t have an imaginary friend.”

Chichimama: “I’m confused, you had one yesterday.”

A: “Well, she is gone now.”

Chichimama: “Where did she go?”

A: “On vacation.”

C: “I think it is her day off.”

A: “NO! She is on VACATION! She went to New York!”

Chichimama: “Well, maybe you could make a new imaginary friend. Then you would have two.”

A: “Nah, she’s coming back tomorrow.”

Chichimama: “Oh, OK. Well, I guess you should play with C then.”

C: “Nope, it’s MY day off.”

Overheard from the Playroom

C: “A, I don’t WANT to play Caribou any more. Go play with your imaginary friend.”

A: “But she doesn’t PLAY it the right way!”

C: “Well, she’s YOUR imaginary friend, it is YOUR job to teach her.”

A: (Big dramatic sigh) “But I want to be an astronaut, not a teacher!”

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