New babysitter during the kitchen tour: “You have a lot of beans in your pantry.” (the beans are stored above the goldfish crackers)
M: “Costco is her friend.”
Chichimama: “It isn’t Costco, it is Amazon Grocery. Because they had the organic no-salt beans.”
M: “Excuse me?”
Chichimama: “Well, I don’t want anyone developing heart disease in the middle of an apocolypse…”
M: “Um, I think that would be a rather nice way to go if the world is ending.”
Chichimama: “Oh, no. In my apocalypse, it only lasts about a year.”
M: “Ah. It is a preconceived apocalypse then. Pardon me.”
The babysitter returns home and spreads word through the neighborhood that the Chez J-E family is a bit crazy, but good to know in an emergency, if one doesn’t want heart disease…
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Lol!!! Are they dried beans or canned?
Canned…at least the ones she saw
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